I’m normally really chill about grammar. It’s a tough thing to learn, and my grammar’s not perfect (I like comma splices. A lot. And sentence fragments.), but there are still some things that really bug me. But there is one that bothers me above all others.
….guys, this one is just ridiculous. If something is “regardless,” it is without regard, i.e., it doesn’t matter. Here’s how I remember it: regard-less. Less than regard.
If something is “irregardless” it is without less than regard. Ir is a prefix that means “without” or “not.” “Irregardless” does not mean “regardless,” and they are not interchangeable. Does that mean “irregardless” has regard? Can “ir” before “regardless” be constituted as a double negative that somehow makes “irregardless” mean that you care a whole, whole lot?
“Irregardless” is redundant. And it frustrates me. Can we stop using it? Please? It’s wrong, and it makes me want to become the grammar police, and that’s not my job.
Regardless (see what I did there), I might just have to learn to deal with it.
But if you use “irregardless,” and you’re just an acquaintance, I won’t correct you. I will silently judge you from my place atop my grammar high-horse.
Or, if you use it enough, I might throw an angry cat at your face.
Just kidding. Maybe.
UPDATE: I figured it out.
Why you guys like “irregardless” so much. It’s because of “irrelevant.” It’s got to be. “Irrelevant” is a correct “ir” prefix attached to the root word “relevant.” “Relevant” means “to be important, to matter.” “Irrelevant” means “to be unimportant.”
The two words “relevant” and “regardless” sound sort of similar, I guess? And since the “ir” rule works with one, I figure that language intuition (which is a thing that happens with native speakers–you get to a place where you can basically just feel your way around grammar and be mostly correct) says that you can use “ir” with regardless, too.
The problem with that is that you already have a suffix (“less”) with “regardless” that negates the root word “regard.” So the “ir” is unnecessary. But that apparently doesn’t always register.
“Irregardless” is still wrong, and I will probably still have to throw angry cats, but….at least I know why it’s so blatantly used?